Endsems+PJ's

Many things to write, no time.
Endsems approach!! The time of the year, when you don't feel like going to the bathroom to pee, because you will waste your time. Clothes lie unwashed. It is a time when the B-Side of the Underwear is re-'discovered'. A four letter cryptic appears on the front of each door in the wing which reads 'PDND'. Cries of 'Mugwooooooo' are heard once in 15 seconds usually coming from room 4 doors away(Jojo is in that room). 2 doors away, a mad fellow is studying. Anyone who dares to defy the PDND Message will be cursed with 'Saale, behen ka bhai(??)', 'Aage ka Pichwada', 'A$$hole ka Bacchha'. (For the uninitiated this fellow(Name not revealed as requested) is a phenomenon who thinks that connecting two antonyms together make a swear word. How else would you explain 'Behen ka Bhai', 'Aage Ka Pichwada' etc.etc.) Anyone cracking a PJ will be asked to get lost(Sigh...). By the way the reason to write this post is to enlighten the potential readers of this blog some of the good PJ's which I heard from the past one month. For those who are already familiar with them, due to my tom-tom-ing, I apologise.

"How do you ask a Rose to go to the moon?"
Gulab-ja-moon :)

"Why is wood positive?"
Because the log of wood exists.

"Why do junta who were born in the same year as James Bond, never attain Moksha?"
Because they were born in "Bond-age"

:D

This is my favourite

A(Potential PJ-Putter): "I will put a PJ."
B: Put its.
A(Jumps up): I put a PJ.

:D :D :D

Didn't understand??

He put a Pj.....Momentum in j direction :D

You are still my friend aren't you? Aren't you? Please... Please..